After many years of trying to communicate with my cat, I am almost sure the only thing he thinks about is how much he likes sleep, food, and how regal he thinks he is.  While I leave the window open so he can wander around outside, my new neighbors first thought he was dead because he was so lazy that he didn’t move until she came up to pet him.  Sometimes in the afternoon I think that we’er best buds, because he’s just so playful and fluffy, but then I check the time and realize he’s just waiting for his 5:00 meal.